You're very important.

You're very important. Of course you are. Your car cost a lot of money. The speed limit was set for those of us who drive econo-comical cars. Red lights are so we know to slow down to let you speed through the intersection. Your car doesn't have turn signals; turn signals were installed in our cars so you know where we're going thus enabling you to weave through traffic more efficiently at rush hour. The service ramp is to insure you don't have to waste your time in traffic with us.

You're very important. Your job is big and so is your paycheck. You have an office and a leather chair. Your favourite sports are squash and over-time.

You're very important. All your clothes are designer. Your shoes are of the finest leather there is and cost more than my entire wardrobe. You wear expensive designer sunglasses. They protect your eyes from all those posh UV rays that inexpensive sunglasses don't block. Like... UV RayBan, UV God Rays and UV Foofoo!

You're very important. Your house is enormous. Your decor is perfect, the decorator told you so. It's the cleanest house in the neighbourhood, you have a cleaning lady in twice a week. Your house is never messy, you're hardly ever there. You have a super high tech kitchen. My oh my the things you could whip up in there if you knew how to cook!